The cutest little confection appeared on my doorstep today. All alone, gooey, sugary, stale, wrapped in plastic, laying on his side, spreading Easter cheer. I thought about eating him for a moment, but he was much too cute to eat. Besides, there are a lot of sickos out there. I decided to take his picture instead.
Would you believe there is a Peep Fairy? Well there is. In my town, there is. Weird.
I suppose, even the Easter Bunny doesn't have job security these days.